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When the site got a new terms of use in March 2012, the conditions included a few gems.

This image ◊ (pictured to the right), detailing a day in the life of a hipster, with replacement lyrics sung to the tune of Kesha's "TiK ToK".

This beauty about how many different types of orange juice with various levels of pulp are sold, including:

"Holy Shit, That's A Lot Of Pulp"

"Seriously. There's A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker."

"Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?"

"I'm Not Fucking With You. There's So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You'll Need A Fucking Ladle."

You Can't Fuck Osmosis Jones is a blog dedicated to explaining why it's impossible to have sex with various obscure cartoon characters in a very exasperated tone.

This completely epic post about what is really the most powerful Pokémon.

Arceus?

WRONG

IT'S MOTHERFUCKING MAGIKARP, STUPID ASS

The week leading up to Maintenance Day was hilarious.

• After the maintenance update was over, the update itself and everyone's reaction to it was summed up pretty accurately with a gif from Monsters, Inc..

  Various monsters and Mike recoiling and ducking in preparation for an explosion

  Cue a tiny/insignificant (and contained) explosion

This hilarious post about how to speak Canadian, and how not to.

"In Canada, you don't say 'I love you'. You say 'EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH' which roughly translates into 'I'll give you my snow shovel.' I think that's beautiful."

""HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK."

"what the fuck did you just say about my mom"

There was an image going around on Tumblr where, based on your initials, you'd choose two words to be your "wolf name." Unfortunately, some poor sap had the initials "PW," and...

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I'D BE THE MOST RETARDED WOLF. 'OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?'

• And the rest is history.
  • A later one making the rounds had a Call-Back to this. "What is your Assassin Name", and someone got 'Bloody Blood'. "And this is my pet wolf, Moon Moon."

Following the reveal of the new Super Smash Bros. game, Tumblr decided Villager was a cold-blooded murderer; along with the Wii Fit Trainer.

"I like you...I'll kill you last."

I honestly can't tell which one is speaking.

This gem about Hugh Jackman playing Gaston on Broadway.

The man who was physically removed from an Olive Garden for eating too many "unlimited" breadsticks.

"How many did you eat?"

"Olive them"

A trampoline that doubles as a tent for summer camp-outs? Doesn't take long for someone to imagine the kind of sex to be had on it (and the inevitable "There are two kinds of people" post). But someone follows up with "If you ever wanted to eat someone you could start a fire under it and slow-roast them!"

"...three. Three types of people."

Someone painted the map of England (on paper) using tea. It's immediately called the most English thing they've ever seen. Until about ten seconds later, when the title is quickly given to someone who replied to it, "What a waste of tea."

Take On Me.

Someone who doesn't buy into the whole Illuminati-666-devil BS decides to look up just what it means: The Illuminati (plural of Latin illuminatus, "enlightened") is a name given to several groups, both real and fictitious. Historically, the name refers to the Bavarian Illuminati, an Enlightenment-era secret society founded on May 1, 1776 to oppose superstition, prejudice, religious influence over public life, abuses of state power, and to support women's education and gender equality. Faced with this knowledge, the user can let out only a weak, defeated "oh."

paigefillyr: Next time on I Didn't Know I was a Member of the Illuminati
conor-cymex: Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati
samwinchesters-killerpenis: am I in a cult?

Johnny Bravo: I'm sickened, but curious...

"The Internet in a nutshell"

Chief Powhatan: These white men are dangerous.

"world history in five words"

One Tumblr user, when reminiscing about The Magic School Bus, thought about how Miss Frizzle got her students to go on so many field trips... "and then [they] remembered Whitest Kids U' Know...."

Many people had different reactions to the trailer to Avengers: Age of Ultron. One person had an... interesting one.

"This generation has a nice looking plane movie While our generation found entertainment through this manufactured horror." While that in and of itself is funny, one particular comment makes this hysterical:

This unusually extremely polite argument.

Here, have people weighing in on Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams.

nasturbate: hOLD THE FUCK UP spy kids two is supposed to be a light hearted film for the whole family not make me have an existential crisis
sschol: this is from spy kids
mo-bayliss: I bet Steve fucking said this to himself and didn't realise the cameras were rolling and the director was just like "keep it"

A discussion about Thomas & Friends's copious amount of Nightmare Fuel ends on this rather appropriate note:

coralinethepaganangel: Wtf the fuck is this train based 1984 bullshit

Someone made a post depicting Pixar and Marvel parallels. It's fine until the bonus parallel with Dory saying "I don't want to forget"... right by Bucky about to undergo a mindwipe.

trufflupogus: THAT LAST ONE WAS UNCALLED FOR

This post using Long-Haired Hare and Baton Bunny gifs to describe mind-blowing sex. It is so wrong but so good.

A post concerning a fight between Scooby-Doo and Courage the Cowardly Dog gets increasingly dark until one person added a rather appropriate picture to it:

A hypothetical post concerning a Tumblr cartoon blogger in 1973 backfires somewhat:

capacity: It's true fuck Fred

A discussion about an alternative casting choice for Jay Gatsby:

ollivander: what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this

After a discussion about trains:

The Driliad.

Ask and ye shall receive:

enecoo: Where is that Seinfeld post where George's fiancee died and everything is played out like Persona 4

"It's like the studio who makes the Pokemon anime doesn't know how to draw Groudon"

"SHIT I JUST REALIZED IT'S GILBERT GOTTFRIED"

Behold, a two-part reaction to a major character death. Saying anything else would ruin the joke.

A while back, Vice created an article concerning food hacks at the office. It got a very different kind of reaction than expected.

squishyandiknowit: This should be what nsfw means

"Stock photos are a gift to the internet"

ansgar-amergin: What in the actual fuck

A discussion about coffee naming goes from good to great when:

• Cue one of the most blatant cases of Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness ever.

Doubles as a Moment Of Awesome: after the KFC Twitter got into some trouble:

The fact that an Imagine Your Icon post about making your icon watch Teen Titans Go! (with the icon making you watch The Powerpuff Girls Reboot in return) is tagged as "angst" and "tragedy".

A simple post combining Yu-Gi-Oh! and the "When You X Just Right" meme eventually turns into a full-blown crossover.

Hats really do make the man.

An ex-art student decides to explore her old art supply bag from when she was a student at The Art Institute of Seattle. Hilarity Ensues.

Behold, a discussion on Batman.

A discourse on "swims".

HOW ABOUT I JUST DON'T PLAY — The story of a music student whose sheet music has PPPP notation ('P' means "piano", which means "soft/quiet"). Which then flies Off the Rails with four words: [COLOSSAL FOG HORN NOISE].

• Adding to the audacity, a piece by Julius Fučík called "Florentiner Marsch" which has first FFFFFFFF...and then FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. "That's 24 fortes who the fuck does that."

  "Who does that? This guy. Take a good look — that is the mustache of a man with nothing to lose.
  Julius IDontGiveA Fučík
  More like Julius Fuck-it

A summary of 2016:

lordmeowdemort: Why are yall even surprised that there are killer clowns on the loose honestly this year was made by a shitpost generator I wouldn't be surprised if the grinch actually steals christmas

When shitpost generators get too real.

A possible backstory for the title screen song of the NES Pictionary game:

nintendo: hey tim we're making a dumb pictionary game and need some music

tim follin: >:)

nintendo guy calling tim follin: hey bud, have you... have you ever played pictionary?

A simple misunderstanding.

christophertrees: I'm looking for ppl to shoot, if you're in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged.
earthshakinlove: I live in Staten Island please come kill me please
earthshakinlove: Oh shit I just read ya tags you talkin bout photography 👀 ma bad

An episode of "What's New Scooby-Doo?" had an unintended side effect.

"this is the plot to cabin in the woods"

On the subject of unusual instruments:

"I like how the brass guy knew it was coming while the bass clarinet still gets caught off guard"

Whenever a picture is very misinterpreted and ends up getting a ton of reblogs before someone steps in with the truth. Some of the silliest are someone mistaking someone turning ◊ into a zombie as someone's brain releasing endorphin as they die and someone mistaking ◊ the Joker disguising himself as a cop by removing his makeup as a real cop with facial scars. And the most well-known example of this kind of misinterpretation? Mechanically separated chicken.

Oh, look, a GIF of Rowlet walking set to music, ain't that nifty?

Some have claimed asexuals are immune to the allure of sirens, believing that their songs would not appeal to their lack of sexuality. However, sirens don't specifically sing about sex (necessarily). They sing to sailors about what they most desire. In the case of Odysseus, they tempted him with knowledge of the future.

i-am-the-karkat-media-worldwide: Them: "We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~"
Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

"these are so much funnier when you remember that he always carried a gun on set"

"what is a god to a nonbeliever"

Autocorrect ruins another post.

This post involves someone pointing out that pulling the "If everyone would just" card doesn't solve anything. Someone else decided to add their two cents.

chroniclesofrettek: If everyone would just think about this before suggesting solutions, Facebook would be a lot better.

How human culture came up with FEASTING and FASTING.

#Can someone add the Hannah barbera stumbling sfx

astrobstrd: @themightymightybosstones Your wish has been granted against my better judgment

"this is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house god damnit"

The user known only as pukicho is a living, breathing Funny Moment, being a Cloudcuckoolander that has a tendency to make hilariously vague threats against other users who dare question his Insane Troll Logic. One of the most famous examples:

A post about a film.

facts-I-just-made-up and metalheadadam get into an argument about helicopters.

MiniJenn, creator of Universe Falls and Keys to the Kingdom, has some choice thoughts about Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July.

This was a real fuckin thing that came out in 1979 and its exactly what you fucking think it is.

"Does Mario ride you like a horse, or like a car?"

Behold. A carrot.

nayxmare: youve all failed me for the last time

A discussion concerning Jesus and VeggieTales leads to a discovery.

• Or maybe not.

"You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say, 'What am I willing to put up with today?'"

A particularly funny Your Mom joke.

A stab against Detroit: Become Human has some unintended consequences... for The Room.

Peter Griffin advertises beef jerky.

mattradicalphd: this reads like a monster factory goof
samroad ^note a reply to the post captured by axon-terminal : I don't like how the second has the perspective of him grabbing my head and slowly opening his mouth to do his final "beef blast attack"

It's always fun when Tumblr takes scenes from other movies and inserts things that people may have been thinking...

Spider-Man: I'm Peter, by the way.
Dr. Strange: Dr. Strange.
Spider-Man: Oh, we're using our made-up names? Then I am Spider-Man.
Dr. Strange: ...
Caption: Ok listen here, u little shit, my goddamn name is actually Stephen Fucking Strange, and u better bet ur ass that I'm a real doctor too cuz I got an M.D., Ph.D, and was recognized for years as the top neurosurgeon in my field — u say anymore dumbass shit like that, I might as well call These Hands "Gwen Stacey" cuz ur gonna catch them real fuckin bad.

How to Animate a Man and Dog Reacting to Plans to Investigate an Undead Werewolf's Railway Infrastructure

Someone came up with a headcanon that Guardians of the Galaxy is nothing more than The Avengers playing a tabletop RPG, whereupon Bucky as GM endures untold amounts of trolling. Mostly from Steve. Especially Steve.

Steve: My character's name is Rocket. He is a genetically engineered raccoon with a gun fetish. (gives Bucky a smug grin)
Bucky: (is already done with Steve's shit and the game hasn't even started)
Sam: (covering his mouth and laughing his ass off)
obsessiforge ^note follow-up post : Which means Natasha was the one who sat down and wrote out the long, comprehensive backstory for her kickass space assassin Gamora, that Bucky keeps trying to work into the campaign, but they keep getting sidetracked by Tony, who just created what he sees himself as—the suave, wise-cracking space-vagabond—Thor, who needed a lot of help building his character and decided on a couple of easy to remember traits (strong, honor[able], doesn't get metaphors), and Bruce, who's actually too busy to pay full attention so any time Bucky asks what he wants to do he just says "I am Groot" and lets Steve decide.

fave pics of junkrat

A user tries to find out about art commissions.

Sherlock is so groundbreaking with the way it shows Sherlock's deductions on screen!

A still from The Matrix.

zsnes: oh fuck you

"thanks to doctor who for showing me the most fucking useless gravestone in the entirety of fiction"

"I've never seen a shit-eating grin performed by anything without a mouth before"

Some girl just cries laughing at the headline "Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves As Masturbation Toy For America's Youth." Wait for it. (Complete with helpful captioning below!)

big anime tiddies

This post and the subsequent reactions.

buzzlightyearhugecock: the world was so much darker before i tasted flesh
buzzlightyearhugecock: just so we're clear, this was a post about the first time i sucked a dick.
celticpyro: This post was two consecutive sucker punches to the face.
curiooftheheart: Really three because I also had to read OP's name

A post about the X-Men devolves into philosophical musings about Wolverine.

roseverdict: There are three constants in life: death, taxes, and Wolverine.

There's a blog called One Time I Dreamt, where people can submit whatever dreams they've had. Given the premise, plenty of the posts are hilarious on their own, but there seems to be a running trend of people forgetting to read the OP's name before reading the post. Hilarity Ensues.

• It's not just One Time I Dreamt.

  fake: this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

• "No, I'm not, watch this[.]"
• OTID made the mistake of showing a picture of herself. Cue hundreds of people freaking out that she looks exactly like someone you'd see in your dreams.
• OTID recounts a conversation they heard on a tram, only for a different user to assume the post was a dream submission.

A story about nickels ^note For the record, 2000 nickels is 100 dollars.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

"finally some good fucking historical accuracy"

A user discovers some... rather glaring typos in Tumblr's account deletion warning.

Hella Jeff: Are you sure you want to delet yor whole accont
Hella Jeff: Youll loes the everything

The hilarious adventures of a high school production of Les Misérables.

This post was originally meant to hype up the release of the Gravity Falls episode "A Tale of Two Stans" (which resolved the cliffhanger of "Not What He Seems") and the Steven Universe episode "Cry For Help" (which started the "Week of Sardonyx" arc). Someone else had a different interpretation for the reaction images included:

"Today is the day Amethyst fucking murders Dipper Pines."

This whole chain of reactions, concerning a picture of H. P. Lovecraft and his extremely unfortunately-named cat. ^note If you're not informed, the cat's name is Nigger-man. Lovecraft was a little like that.

An excerpt from Frankenstein, along with some commentary:

shakescene: this is my favorite reply on this post because for a moment I forgot the creature kills victor's wife and i thought you were threatening me

In recent memory, a Tumblr thread broke out concerning one of Steven Universe's most infamous episodes: "Pearl Hates the Irish".

Doubles as a Moment Of Awesome: this discussion about Hamlet and the tragedy of the confines of narrative.

whopooh: The tropes are hungry and the hero is in the wrong goddamn story.

"superman may have the power of flight and super strength but clark kent has the power of improv"

An intelligent discussion on physics.

Sophisticated as FUCK.

Sometimes just-shower-thoughts goes too far.

just-shower-thoughts: If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn't know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.

dankmemeasstronaut makes their ideals known.

dingdongyouarewrong: what in the god damn hell are you talking about....... this was a post about ikea

What started as a simple post involving a car full of Dr. Pepper spun out of control right quick.

chibiroboofficial: Okay I wasn't gonna mention it but have y'all seen the fucking Voltron rp going on in the notes

Tumblr has decided that the most important .gif on the internet is the Signature Scene of The Sound of Music, wherein Julie Andrews twirls around while walking through the Alps...except it's been edited so that she's dual-wielding Uzis and spraying automatic gun fire in every direction before just dropping them.

"If the hills were alive, they aren't anymore."

Someone notices Tumblr's taste in guys (tall, skinny, questionable fashion choices) and suggests that Mr. Mint should be everyone's new crush. It quickly spirals out of control from there.

storygirl000: EVERYONE ABANDON SHIP, THE INTERNET'S GOING DOWN

"this is why i can't fucking introduce kingdom hearts to my friends"

The Tumblr blog "wtfbeatlescartoon" is dedicated to the absolute nonsense that was The Beatles' cartoon show, with some notable posts being:

Discourse over a picture of a perfectly normal man walking down the street. ^{For those who can't access the link...} It's a picture of someone cosplaying as Octodad.

pieflavoredjizz: This man looks like a perfectly normal husband and father, how dare you insult him? How dare you insult his family

Someone needs help finishing an alignment chart.

A typo on a meme causes a cavalcade of problems.

araxoolie: Why is doge's pet rat also doge

Why millenials can relate to Team Skull:

wardencommanderrodimiss: Broke 'n' gay

"Why are this person's slippers fighting"

Someone develops a concept for a Disney World ride.

• Someone later inquires about the ride at Disneyland.

"no one tell him" ◊

Anonymous asked: Tails screams like a man and organically reverses himself in Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog? What the fuck are you talking about?

The developers of the Oliver & Company game kind of messed up.

hyratel: this sounds like the opposite of a problem

Questions about a toilet seat.

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

Someone noticed Fred Jones from Scooby-Doo has a funny way of saying "tréasure".

In 2017, some drama was developing about a Tumblr user potentially facing jail time due to being directly involved in the death of his friend, Reginald. Now, in any other circumstance, this would not be here. But what firmly placed the situation here is because of two key items: the severity of the situation being announced as a reblog of a Family Guy kin post, and also the fact that, at the height of the situation, a Tumblr user involved in the events decided to make a post about it.

"do you think i would lie about high school musical for notes"

Mario Tennis Aces sure is a delight.

Here we see Sam Raimi talking about Spider-Man 3.

A Tumblr user manages to have troubles in orange peeling.

Remember those tubes you used to play with as a kid?

This exchange

There is an entire Tumblr blog dedicated to pictures that make you go "Hmm..." Some notable examples of photos (along with how Tumblr users responded) are:

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S THE BREAD"

A woman makes a call-out post about her wife.

Tumblr user fucktexas decides to post spoilers for Avengers: Endgame.

Tumblr collectively misses the point yet again.

aloha-posts-stuff: You people concern me

What is today's Beanie Baby?

Tumblr user theonsdick, apropos of nothing, decides to post a clip of "Titanic".

stayoutoftherain: I fucking hate this website

Wrong answers only

"when ppl tell me pineapple doesn't belong on pizza"

I actually waited for the image to load...

A Tumblr user has a frank discussion about one man and his questionable purchase.

omny87: You really have lost control of your life.

What started as a comic about an anonymous question resulted in art analysis, literary analysis, and cyclical thinking.

Lokasenna, Tumblr edition.

This picture of a cake with rather unfortunate decorations.

shes-playing-piano: Actually it's Lightning and Spidey's 850th wedding anniversary.

Don't worry, he did.

User I-Am-A-Fish is a generally positive and wholesome blog that will often bring a smile to your face. Also, they're a fish. The fish, while positive and wholesome, also have a few... strange quirks (they're a fish, after all), and certainly isn't opposed to knock some heads if the situation calls for it.

Fish: If you have knees, you are valid
Shabloskie: Homophobes have knees, though
Fish: Not for long.

A 3D request of 2D.

A user by the name twentyonelizards had never seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show before, and decides to liveblog their reactions...

twentyonelizards: local man born 30 seconds ago immediately begins elaborate song and dance routine about how he wishes he was dead. relatable content.
twentyonelizards: I'm convinced Mary Shelley would have loved this.
twentyonelizards: wait, what the fuck? what th fuck??
did meatloaf just drive out of a freezer????
twentyonelizards: WITH A SAXOPHONE????
twentyonelizards: frank-n-furter just murdered a man because only they are allowed to do solos. gotta respect that artistic integrity.
twentyonelizards: "yes, I'm afraid so"
he tried it with BOTH of them???? what a fucking power move

Someone did the math, and it turns out that each Tumblr user cost Verizon 2.89 dollars.

drtanner: And I'd do it again.

"things got a little heated in the gc today"

Sout Park

fuckersupreme: I read sout park as like a half escaped scream

A group of Tumblr users converse about a questionable scene from a musical.

Who is Venom.

nose: wait fuck did the image have to be related

I hope they went on to start their own boy band or something.

You could even say the... Auntie-Christ?

I'm sorry, what baby?! Did you knock up a motherfucking Lich?!

A poster tells a story about how, in Animal Crossing: Wild World, they sent a break-up letter to Jeremiah saying that they were in love with Crazy Redd now. Much later, Jeremiah ended up going to the village of one of OP's friends... except OP didn't know that villagers like to show off old letters.

"that is definitely not how court works"

A discussion on how users either were ignorant of or outright do not give a shit about their food allergies.

"literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this"

Happy Halloween to a defining moment of 2018

A chart about quality.

pissvortex: this post sucks

Redneck Dragon Ball Z + Power Creep

prokopetz: It's like, you beat the Devil himself? Well, now you've gotta fight the Devil's cousin Phil, who has conveniently gone entirely unmentioned up until now, but he's totally twice as evil.
prokopetz: That last paragraph was literally supposed to be the most ridiculous hypothetical example I could think of, and people are messaging me to say "his name was Metatron, not Phil". I can't even make fun of this show.

Heat rising in the Santa fandom.

A post concerning people ripping each other off leads into a bit of insight concerning Michael Crichton.

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

KONO JESUS DA!

Jesus: I summon my Stand, Holy Ghost, to make sure this party has enough bread and fish for all.

A moment of holiday cheer.

dunecup: I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox

Why you should go see Jupiter Ascending.

I AM TOO LAZY TO PHOTOSHOP THIS SHIT
I CANNOT LIE TO YOU
JUPITER ASCENDING REMOVED MY ABILITY TO LIE

"'Cruella de Vil is a furry' is not the hot take I expected to see on my dash today, but I think it's the one I deserve"

"You mean to tell me that Doctor House's fursona is a cockroach?"

Someone decided to make a meme compilation for a non-series.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: i'm tired of seeing memes for shit i've never fucking heard of so here's some memes for a piece of media that doesn't fucking exist. fuck you.

Back in 2015, a crossover was set to air between Steven Universe and Uncle Grandpa. One person on Tumblr went on to explain why this crossover was a mistake.

waluwadjet: and i am afraid
we should all be afraid

"one pic horror story"

eelpatrickharris: that's a bad caption and i'm shaming you for it

Mike Love do not interact

"Every time I saw a new image I begged for it to stop, and it just kept going."

An intellectual discussion about Steven Universe:

"Shonen Anime" Santa. Complete with sexy Krampus and Mrs. Claus wielding a rocket launcher!

kaldicuct: What the fuck?
switch-up-snowfox: Shonen anime my dude.
storygirl000: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T A REAL ANIME

A comparison between expectations and Rotten Tomatoes scores regarding four completely different movies.

Guess the edit.

dragondicks: this feels like being trapped in a fucking Saw movie, I'm so inexplicably scared of what might happen if I guess wrong

A Tumblr user goes into a monologue about filmmaking that ends on a 100% unexpected note.

"At one point, this was a post about a haircut."

My cousin ◊ Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

Doom Eternal is accused of plagiarism. ^note Hilariously, the iconic Cacodemon from the original Doom game was stolen from the Dungeons & Dragons Manual of the Planes sourcebook. No one was sued.

"i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly"

Twinkie the Kid discourse

A Tumblr user calls into question a narrative.

itsbetterthananal: you know. avril lavigne really made it seem like skaters were oppressed
ithotyouknew2: "seem?"
laxu: "Were"?

Loving support from your followers.

evilrick: the gangs all here

Room remodeling suggestions.

A discussion on condoms.

A civil discussion on people's employment.

iampikachuhearmeroar: this post was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here

A discussion about morality in video games:

writing-prompt-s: In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the "Good" side?
raphaeliscoolbutrude: Because being mean makes me feel bad.
everybodyilovedies: 23 fucking hundred years of philosophy and this mother fucker on tumblr gets it in a meme

"fuck u i'm gonna say it: medieval art was not good"

Trying to compare D&D characters to BDSM archetypes goes poorly...

roboticbat: ok hear me out
playing a healer is not actually bottoming for gamers, it's definitely topping or at the very least power bottoming. You decide who lives and dies.
playing tank on the other hand, that's bottoming. you take hits for everyone and beg healers for heals
thelegendofkungjew: ooooh daddy i'm squishy for healies
angered-tanks: you are excommunicated from the brotherhood of tanks

"The devil works hard, but Disney works harder."

This discussion of what would happen if Steven Universe went to work at the Mystery Shack.

A conversation about a classic children's series.

so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity

"When you think this is a normal meme"

A particularly bad case of Pop-Cultural Osmosis Failure.

A discussion about the Spider-Verse is derailed by an unexpected guest.

A meme about employees not noticing a customer is made hysterical by an anecdote from a haunted house employee:

Tumblr has collectively decided that cats speak in the voice of disparaged Victorian children. daughter-of-prospero recorded audio versions of the posts as a result, and the Miette post went viral.

That one type of roommate that does nothing.

That rare instance where looking for context only makes things worse.

Grimace likes chicken mcnuggets.

loveitorreblogit: sorry my english was bad to write this
timetravelonion: Is that all you're sorry for

Some words of wisdom to ponder over.

reviewbrahthings: What did he mean by this?
dorfs: this is tearing my mind apart
geoffthewitch: Is he going to fucking cry???

Way back in the day, around the time Jack and Jill came out in 2011, a post began to circulate on Tumblr which contained a GIF of a blatantly CGI bird chugging a chocolate fountain. And one particular Tumblr user... did not ◊ realize this was fake...

• And then another individual (seemingly also unaware this was fake) tried to explain ◊ that the bird most likely entered the fountain on its own. What followed proceeded to live on in infamy.
• "Jack and Jill was a documentary you fucking idiot"

"Every single odd number has an "e" in it."

A Tumblr user faces pushback for wanting to order a meal from McDonalds.

rambient: im walking into the nearest mcdonalds right now and not leaving the store until i get my McJerma Meal

'Tis I, Mandick the Tiddy Smithy

Keeping Up with the Queens

This whole post is like consecutive hits to the face with a brick

A Tumblr user delivers a gift.

"If you go to the circus for news don't complain if a clown tells it to you"

• An argument against this line of thought:

One day, a discussion about how hard "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" goes in repeatedly insulting the Grinch derailed hard into a hypothetical situation... where Tony the Tiger and the Grinch had a messy break-up.

magickspills: I apologize to all my followers for this

• And then Tumblr user biggest-gaudiest-patronuses, way too interested in the scenario this post created, decided one day that this needed to be made into fanfiction .

  toast-ed-poptarts: GAUD I WILL LITTERALLY CRY
  biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: and i view your tears as but a feast so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

• The reviews are in!
• It gets better! Somebody submitted the fanfic in question as part of a school assignment (find a well-written piece of literature that's posted on the internet), and it lead to the fic being read by a nun.

  the teacher who graded it: Though your submission fit within my parameters, and I have graded it as such, please never send me anything remotely like this again.

A video of a fox... in a questionable setting.

What if Bill Cipher made a deal with Grunkle Stan? Answer: This!

Some dinosaurs are discovered.

One fan's reaction to the Season 2 finale of Star vs. the Forces of Evil.

Someone figures out that it would take 260 billion balloons to lift The Pentagon.

This crossover between Gravity Falls and Anastasia.

A Tumblr user believes they are being punished unjustly, only to prove otherwise.

The hypothetical result of a streamer streaming their deposition hearing. ^note Of note is the multiple counts of people typing "PERJURY".

Tumblr users react to a commercial.

A conversation about Delaware.

Beyond Belief with Jonathan Frakes except it's tumblr posts

minecraft-news-real asks the real questions:

An acknowledgement of teenage upbringing results in cyberbullying:

pochowek: haha people look hes actually southern
weeniebagel: (picture of a forelorn cowboy)

A user stumbles across a callout post for an author writing incestuous characters... with the author in question being Euripides.

This discussion about moral imperatives and tentacle hentai.

Anonymous: from a moral standpoint tentacles can pleasure men just as much, however male tentical erotica is not as common
User Argumate: I'm sorry a... moral standpoint?

A joke about Flashy Protagonists turns into an entire anime premise:

iamthedukeoforl: an Anime in which this pink haired girl goes through her life trying to avoid becoming the main character of an anime.

She shows up to class late, the only seat left is the back-left corner near the window, she asks somebody else to move.
She encounters a wounded magical prince in the park..and walks on by.
Mystic lockets that would turn her into a magical girl? Throws them away.
Mysterious Disappearances in the town, tries her best to avoid them.
Attractive new transfer student sits next to her in class, time to change seats before she gets drawn into some sort of torrid, convoluted love triangle.
The entire show is just her angrily dodging the First Episode of countless other shows.

Katrani: And then every other episode we find out her dad's died in a new mysterious way.

"Remember, your father's last words after that car accident were-"
"GottagettoschoolbyeMom!"
"Ever since he was found murdered by a robber that didn't actually take anything, I've been on the lookout for my revenge."
"You do that, Mom. Just let me study."
"Don't you wonder what happened to your dad on that trip to the mountains?"
"Nope."
"Never? Actually, which mountains did he go to again?"
"Dunno."
"You haven't seen him in five years! Don't you care?"
"Whatever."

• It culminated in someone making an entire webcomic based on the post.

A children's hospital decided to redecorate by putting red trails on the floor. Tumblr... couldn't figure out the implications.

forlovefromfear: You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn't change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

• "We are never gonna let that one go huh"

A very long series of pictures captioned with variations on "(adjective) tribble" ends in the following manner:

gatheringbones watches The Thing (1982), and comes to some conclusions. ^note It's important to note that the original posts only came into being because they needed to blow off some steam before their job interview the next day.

sometimesboffosometimesnot: Hot take of the day: The plot of John Carpenters The Thing could have been avoided entirely if the whole crew was gay for each other.

A historical inaccuracy is called attention to.

Times are tough all over these days.

A joke post gets derailed in a very unexpected way.

gayarsonist: yeah well i heard you faked having stigmata for clout so
[...]
gayarsonist: riverdales doing what now

"this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol"

sage-hendricks: Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr's grave on Tumblr

Discussing "The Harkness Test".

A Tumblr user once did some thinking about the relationship between Mr. Krabs and Plankton. And the conclusion they reached wound up being quite different than what some were expecting:

Tumblr user wizard0rb dreamt that Jerma got famous by letting people "peep the horror" ^note even though it kills a viewer every time it's shown, and this resulted in him dying on stream. Special mention goes to the illustrations accompanying the post, where Jerma calls out the chat for repeatedly demanding to see the horror, pausing, and then gesturing to the horror with both finger guns.

A quick and simple recipe for the masses.

accidemia ^note picture of their reply : Can I substitute sugar for salt?
how2bake: You can go to hell forever

A weekend activity is ruined by contrarian attitudes.

evilwizard: I SUMMON KETAMINE APE
helltubejackie: THATS NOT LEGAL
evilwizard: (picture of angry apes) ATTACK!!

Loving the crowdsourced sacrilege on display here.

frosttrix: Assuming that the roman catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct means that every communion wafer is equivelant to the entire body of Christ so I think this turns into some kind of really nasty calculus problem very fast
phosphini: It's like lab grown meat. priest grown jesus
listen-to-navi: Okay, but what if we have a sourdough starter situation on our hands here?

When pointing out a usage of Artistic License in a TV show leads to some startling revelations.

Castiel: I love you.
Dean: the state of Pennsylvania is gaslighting it's[sic] citizens about the native wildlife

One user wondered why vampires drink blood instead of Pepsi… which led to the post derailing very, very quickly.

• Now featuring a Shakespearean recreation of the entire post!
• And a bloodborne version.

  Gehrman: Am I having a stroke?
  Plain Doll: You might want to go to the hospital then
  Eileen: If you go to the hospital, I hear the pepsi there is only a dollar seventy five.

"imagine vampires swelling up w/ blood the same way ticks & leeches do."

A textbook example of being Hoist by Their Own Petard:

april: gonna start repeating what you all say on here with one word modified and claim parody law

The aftermath of a lesson on etiquette.

zsnes: hes running faster because he knows steven universe believes in him but im scared because i know he didnt survive

• Meanwhile, one blog dedicated to analyizing cursed notes got more than what they were expecting:

When a positivity post has ulterior means:

rasairui: Keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. That's cool and all but this one's for the she/hes. If you're a she/he I love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden

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